..I'd firstly get up a lot earlier in the morning than i usually do..i'd spend the entire morning exploring how the Prime Minister of India lives..how many telephone connections he has that he doesn't have to pay the bills for, the food he gets to eat, i mean can he order subway for breakfast and not have to pay from his own pocket..what about chinese food?? How many cars does he have access to.. Does he have a private jet or something as well..??
After i'd figure out these things i would sit to plan how i can schedule my entire day in a way that i could enjoy most of these luxuries (a part of which are probably being paid for, from your dad's tax payments).
Thereafter, as the day would proceed i would find a moment to announce that all caste based reservations at the graduation and the post graduation levels have been scrapped and i would figure out the technicalities of making it illegal to even mention it in a public forum the next day onwards.
I would make the contact number of the original PM a part of information easily accesible to the public besides the contact numbers of all the Chief Ministers and MP's and MLA's.
Then i would, announce an increment in the pay for all the 3 services of the defence, bringing them at par with the highest paid government officials and if i realised that our country can't afford it i would bring down the pay of all government officials to the same level as that of the defence.
At the end of all this,if there was still time left in the day,i'd continue with enjoying the luxuries of being the Prime Minister of India.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
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